The Suspicious Impostor of Anxys is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.529 billion Anxysians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Anxysian economy, worth 103 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 15,863 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anxys's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anxys is ranked 225,912^th in the world and 18^th in Anubis for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.66 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.