The Commonwealth of Anti-Cheeseheads is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Justin Jefferson with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.707 billion Anti-Cheeseheadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minneapolis. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Anti-Cheeseheadian economy, worth 293 trillion Dontcha Know Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,244 Dontcha Know Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, only adults may purchase violent video games, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anti-Cheeseheads's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gods of The Weather.

Anti-Cheeseheads is ranked 18,222^nd in the world and 3^rd in One Collective Brain Cell for Highest Poor Incomes, with 96,216.92 Standard Monetary Units.