The Kingdom of Ankirnha is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 939 million Ankirnhans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisbon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Ankirnhan economy, worth 53.1 trillion reais a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 56,545 reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 218,823 per year while the poor average 10,022, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and billions of reais are being poured into a space program. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ankirnha's national animal is the ankirnhan rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ankirnha is ranked 219,412^th in the world and 15^th in Thal Dorthat for Safest, scoring 27.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.