The Protectorate of Angriest is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.686 billion Angristians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Angriestian economy, worth 579 trillion oops a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 75,339 oops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,676 per year while the poor average 15,367, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Angriest's national animal is the Dark Crown, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Angriest is ranked 70,961^st in the world and 137^th in ainulindale for Largest Populations, with 7.69 billion capita.