The Kingdom of Andorica is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andrew Tallen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 14.581 billion Andoricans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloane City. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andorican economy, worth a remarkable 1,913 trillion Andorican Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,244 Andorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andorica is ranked 15,398^th in the world and 956^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 103,747.59 Standard Monetary Units.