The Free Land of Anarchoparadisa is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.104 billion Anarchoparadisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarchus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The all-consuming Anarchoparadisan economy, worth 282 trillion freedoms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,125 freedoms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 641,547 per year while the poor average 4,386, a ratio of 146 to 1.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchoparadisa's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Anarchoparadisa is ranked 188,512^th in the world and 8,185^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.03 kickbacks per hour.