The Republic of Ameristan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.589 billion Ameristanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Ameristanian economy, worth 331 trillion Dollistans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,280 Dollistans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,089 per year while the poor average 15,041, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ameristan's national animal is the Bald Eaglistan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ameristan is ranked 115,344^th in the world and 4,727^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.