The Confederacy of Altravinopia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.454 billion Altravinopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.4%.

The all-consuming Altravinopian economy, worth 172 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 70,207 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Altravinopia's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Altravinopia is ranked 27,669^th in the world and 1,546^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,999.05 on the Gilded Widget Scale.