The Republic of Altinostalgia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning owl population. The hard-working population of 14.084 billion Altinostalgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Altinostalgian economy, worth 604 trillion mikas a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 42,945 mikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altinostalgia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Altinostalgia is ranked 149,926^th in the world and 16^th in Altino for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.