The Republic of Alteo29 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning animal population. The cynical population of 3.666 billion Alteo29ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alteo29ian economy, worth 97.7 trillion currencies a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,648 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alteo29's national animal is the animal.

Alteo29 is ranked 119,680^th in the world and 4,972^nd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 73.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.