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Most Armed: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 194thRudest Citizens: 281st
The Rogue Nation of
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Alliestrum

Population9.087 billion

Currencydollar
Animalcobra

The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.087 billion Alliestrumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 270,866 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,213,457 per year while the poor average 37,433, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Fish with fish chips have become the new Alliestrumian food staple, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alliestrum is ranked 63,475th in the world and 3,235th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.

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Most Armed: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 194thRudest Citizens: 281stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 376thMost Avoided: 469thFattest Citizens: 570thMost Secular: 618thHighest Drug Use: 637thLargest Retail Industry: 744thMost Rebellious Youth: 979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,455thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,530thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,818thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,899thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,030thHighest Average Incomes: 4,146thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,591stLargest Black Market: 5,621stSmartest Citizens: 6,675thMost Inclusive: 6,858thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,192ndHighest Economic Output: 9,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,210thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 22,104thMost Patriotic: 23,068thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,540thLargest Governments: 27,564thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,925th
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Most Armed: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 53rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 280th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Inclusive: 350th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionLargest Black Market: 437th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 528th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 529th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 595th in the regionMost Influential: 839th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 903rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1,028th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,128th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, fish with fish chips have become the new Alliestrumian food staple.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, Alliestrum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, weather reports simply advise Alliestrumians to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.

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