Population | 9.087 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cobra |
The Rogue Nation of Alliestrum is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.087 billion Alliestrumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Alliestrumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 270,866 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,213,457 per year while the poor average 37,433, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.
Fish with fish chips have become the new Alliestrumian food staple, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alliestrum's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alliestrum is ranked 63,475th in the world and 3,235th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, fish with fish chips have become the new Alliestrumian food staple.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, Alliestrum's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, weather reports simply advise Alliestrumians to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Alliestrum, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.