The Republic of Allamanda is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.945 billion Allamandans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Allamandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,662 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Allamanda's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Allamanda is ranked 275,519^th in the world and 1^st in accidental for Safest, scoring 6.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.