The Diktatur of Alex-Ger is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alex with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.822 billion Alexens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alex. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Alex-Gerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,866 trillion Alexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,902 Alexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alex-Ger's national animal is the Katze, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alex.

Alex-Ger is ranked 192,904^th in the world and 2,669^th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.27 weapons per person.