The United Kingdom of Albaireland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles the Glorious with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.654 billion Jacobites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Albairelandian economy, worth 71.2 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 43,059 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unicorns are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', Jacobites refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Albaireland's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Albaireland is ranked 20,229^th in the world and 1,149^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,171.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.