The Republic of Akkadistan is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.315 billion Akkadistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Akkadistanian economy, worth 91.9 trillion florins a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,286 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akkadistan's national animal is the crocodile.

Akkadistan is ranked 226,267^th in the world and 6,618^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 210.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.