The Commonwealth of Ajejestan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Jack of Ajejestan the Third with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.479 billion Ajejestanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Segregation City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ajejestanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,002 trillion Batcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,238 Batcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Illegal immigration remains a hot topic, rumor has it that Lord Jack of Ajejestan the Third has won three lotteries in a row, the Ajejestanian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ajejestan's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ajejestan is ranked 75,761^st in the world and 595^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.