The Republic of Ahn2o is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.149 billion Ahn2oans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahn2oan economy, worth 196 trillion second best currencies a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 91,488 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahn2o's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ahn2o is ranked 141,845^th in the world and 327^th in Two for Safest, scoring 62.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.