The Republic of Agorans is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.226 billion Agoransians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The Agoransian economy, worth 56.9 trillion Agoran Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,431 Agoran Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, the Agorans Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and Agorans has designated Agorans City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Agorans's national animal is the T-rex , which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Agorans is ranked 251,180^th in the world and 10,604^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 93.43 on the Gilded Widget Scale.