The Loyal Colony of Aeonara is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 18.089 billion Æonarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The very strong Æonaran economy, worth 679 trillion white saars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,556 white saars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 117,957 per year while the poor average 9,155, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, euthanasia is illegal, and the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aeonara's national animal is the manatee, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Aeonara is ranked 19,769^th in the world and 41^st in Land for Largest Populations, with 18.1 billion capita.