Population | 4.127 billion |
Capital | Aenh |
Leader | Aeno thaen |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Aen |
Animal | Lion |
The Empire of Aenth is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aeno thaen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.127 billion Aenthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aenh. The average income tax rate is 80.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Aenthian economy, worth 569 trillion Aens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,088 Aens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aenth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Aenth is ranked 31,911th in the world and 554th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,906.68 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aenth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Aenth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, the 'sing-a-long with Aeno thaen' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Aenth, Aeno thaen has killer fashion sense.