The Republic of Aegle is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.944 billion Aegleans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeglean economy, worth a remarkable 1,580 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,690 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aegle's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aegle is ranked 174,005^th in the world and 1^st in accede for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.