The Commonwealth of Acyrthya is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 687 million Acyrthyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The strong Acyrthyan economy, worth 40.6 trillion dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,102 dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acyrthya's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acyrthya is ranked 94,722^nd in the world and 1,831^st in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,591.55 on the Gilded Widget Scale.