The Anarchic Colony of Accistart is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Darkling Council with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.841 billion Accistartians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foodia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Accistartian economy, worth 111 trillion Foods a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 60,379 Foods, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,670 per year while the poor average 5,298, a ratio of 64.1 to 1.

Accistart has designated Foodia as its capital city, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', the Federal Council of Accistart has been announced as the new Head of State, and Greatism has been named as Accistart's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Accistart's national animal is the Darkling Beetle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Greatism.

Accistart is ranked 269,353^rd in the world and 11,419^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 5,298.95 Standard Monetary Units.