The Free Land of Abylon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.13 billion Abylonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Abylonian economy, worth 473 trillion embers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,784 embers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story. Crime is totally unknown. Abylon's national animal is the Simurgh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abylon is ranked 51,915^th in the world and 2,817^th in Balder for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.