The United Socialist States of Absurdistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.833 billion Absurdistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Absurdistanian economy, worth 164 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 42,963 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,903 per year while the poor average 2,693, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Absurdistan's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Absurdistan is ranked 247,541^st in the world and 309^th in Eurth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.