The Colony of Abcdefghijkl is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.631 billion Abcdefghijklians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Abcdefghijklian economy, worth 64.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,594 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime is almost non-existent. Abcdefghijkl's national animal is the turtle.

Abcdefghijkl is ranked 226,295^th in the world and 5^th in aeiou for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.