The Join Lily of 69-Sweeze is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 11.448 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Join Lily economy, worth 416 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,349 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, babies are a small but significant export, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 69-Sweeze's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

69-Sweeze is ranked 173,973^rd in the world and 3,866^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.