The Democratic Republic of 3907N-12582E is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obama bin John bin Moses bin Laden with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.532 billion 3907N-12582Eians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.1%.

The thriving 3907N-12582Eian economy, worth 98.8 trillion Quavers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 64,517 Quavers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,207 per year while the poor average 17,475, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Increasing numbers of children in 3907N-12582E have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, the carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, and visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Obama bin John bin Moses bin Laden. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3907N-12582E's national animal is the HTMLWhale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Perfect Pitch.

3907N-12582E is ranked 50,198^th in the world and 2,663^rd in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 33.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.