The Principality of -YEET- is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Spider population. The hard-nosed population of 11.602 billion -YEET-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient -YEET-ian economy, worth 417 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,020 Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -YEET-'s national animal is the Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

-YEET- is ranked 159,280^th in the world and 130^th in Jenny for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 87.76 on the Clooney Contribution Index.