The Lamia of -Miia- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Miia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.078 billion Miiaians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slitheria. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Miiaian economy, worth 708 trillion eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 87,689 eggs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Miiaians believe manners maketh the leader, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', Slitheria's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and the election for Miia's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Miia-'s national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

-Miia- is ranked 169,892^nd in the world and 68^th in 4chan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 145.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.