The Witch of Certainty of -Lambdadelta- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lambdadelta with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 7.088 billion -Lambdadelta-ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Padokia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The thriving -Lambdadelta-ian economy, worth 558 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 78,768 yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered -Lambdadelta-ian weed picker are way up, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime is totally unknown. -Lambdadelta-'s national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Violetism.

-Lambdadelta- is ranked 75,814^th in the world and 536^th in Ambition for Largest Populations, with 7.09 billion capita.