The Titan of -F4n4rt- is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed population of 4.917 billion -F4n4rt-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient -F4n4rt-ian economy, worth 494 trillion snails a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,647 snails, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, many believe that the only good owl is a dead owl, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -F4n4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

-F4n4rt- is ranked 31,232^nd in the world and 83^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,549.04 on the Gilded Widget Scale.