| Population | 14.218 billion |
| Capital | Unicorn City |
| Leader | The Unicorn |
| Faith | Violet |
| Currency | Rainbow |
| Animal | Unicorn |
The Unicorns of -Aerilia- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Unicorn with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.218 billion Unicorns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient A Unicorn economy, worth a remarkable 3,836 trillion Rainbows a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,829 Rainbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Aerilia-'s national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violet.
-Aerilia- is ranked 283,446th in the world and 252nd in Nerdlandia for Safest, scoring 4.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
-Aerilia-, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, many friends and relatives of The Unicorn have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
- : Following new legislation in -Aerilia-, there's a bright dawn ahead for -Aerilia-.
