The Loving Couple of -4rtF4n- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Owlbert with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.93 billion -4rtF4n-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient -4rtF4n-ian economy, worth 574 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,471 snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,860 per year while the poor average 12,941, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, and they say that -4rtF4n-ians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -4rtF4n-'s national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

-4rtF4n- is ranked 166,026^th in the world and 5^th in Riemst for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 75.95 on the Clooney Contribution Index.