The Safest in Socialist Paradise
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Socialist Paradise is ranked 4,083rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of I1l | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Skin on skin, let the love begin” |
