The Greatest in History Empire of Hellenic Miracle is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.884 billion Hellenic Miracleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The all-consuming Hellenic Miraclean economy, worth a remarkable 4,950 trillion hellenic drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 130,662 hellenic drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 433,276 per year while the poor average 29,415, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime is totally unknown. Hellenic Miracle's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Hellenic Miracle is ranked 85,165^th in the world and 4^th in Cult of Thalmoria for Most Armed, with 0.56 weapons per person.