
| Population | 36.857 billion |
| Capital | Sheepsong |
| Leader | Gelgisith |
| Faith | Drakonism |
| Currency | Brass Ring |
| Animal | mooselk |
The Fair World of Zyrox is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gelgisith with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.857 billion Zyroxans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Defense and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheepsong. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.
The large but stagnant Zyroxan economy, worth 409 trillion Brass Rings a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing. Average income is 11,107 Brass Rings, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
The Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, and the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zyrox's national animal is the mooselk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.
Zyrox is ranked 268,533rd in the world and 6th in Dragon for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -46.7 on the Hayek Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zyrox, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
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Zyrox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, the atmosphere in Zyroxan boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
- : Following new legislation in
Zyrox, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a mooselk.
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Zyrox was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Devout.
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Zyrox's influence in Dragon rose from "Page" to "Squire".






































