The Golden Eaglist States of Zumrudqislaq is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ayud Qani Mamos with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.063 billion Zumrudqislaqians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boyuk Otlaq. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zumrudqislaqian economy, worth 421 trillion goldans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 203,863 goldans, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,567,637 per year while the poor average 7,099, a ratio of 220 to 1.

The numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and streaming companies get dammed up whenever a powerful person throws a tantrum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Zumrudqislaq's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eagleism.

Zumrudqislaq is ranked 43,587^th in the world and 8^th in Timoria for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,825.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.