The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 35.205 billion Zintaians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Public Transport and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,057 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,850 Zintais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A video of President Zintai wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 266,612^th in the world and 1^st in GameFAQs for Highest Drug Use, scoring 30.44 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.