The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.903 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,420 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,346 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soporific speeches from President Zintai have left the opposition utterly knocked out, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, and cops in New Zintai spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 319,109^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -21.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.