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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 51stHighest Average Tax Rates: 140th
The Tax Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
Live long and help me prosper
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Zintai

Population21.895 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.895 billion Zintaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,846 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,714 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Zintais of property damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 1,157th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Nudest, with 1,210.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdLowest Crime Rates: 51stHighest Average Tax Rates: 140thLargest Governments: 157thMost Corrupt Governments: 206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264thMost Developed: 283rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 501stMost Advanced Public Transport: 537thMost Beautiful Environments: 543rdHealthiest Citizens: 567thBest Weather: 762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 810thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 906thMost Advanced Public Education: 970thHighest Economic Output: 1,016thSmartest Citizens: 1,068thNudest: 1,157thMost Devout: 1,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,199thMost Efficient Economies: 1,550thHighest Average Incomes: 1,729thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,774thTop
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Safest: 2,224thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,803rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,617thLargest Populations: 5,276thMost Influential: 5,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,062ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,512th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Zintais of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the "walk of shame" is now a daily public spectacle.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government spends twice its healthcare budget on replacing stolen pens.

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