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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th Lowest Crime Rates: 55th Highest Average Tax Rates: 159th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zintai

Population19.849 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.849 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 5,733 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 288,842 Zintais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 4,874th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 527.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 55thHighest Average Tax Rates: 159thLargest Governments: 176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 229thMost Corrupt Governments: 242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 464thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 584thSafest: 637thHealthiest Citizens: 638thMost Subsidized Industry: 987thMost Devout: 989thBest Weather: 994thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,037thHighest Economic Output: 1,175thMost Developed: 1,264thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,340thMost Stationary: 1,450thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,688thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,851stSmartest Citizens: 1,869thMost Efficient Economies: 1,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,477thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,147thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,803rdMost Influential: 4,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,874thMost Authoritarian: 5,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,373rdLargest Populations: 5,386thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,902ndMost Pacifist: 6,085thMost Conservative: 6,717thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,053rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country.

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