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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd
The Tax Free Land of
Iron Fist Socialists
Live long and help me prosper
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Zintai

Population21.434 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.434 billion Zintaians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,678 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,575 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest political memes depict President Zintai as an overly-choreographed robot, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, much of Zintai's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and President Zintai can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 209,265th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.85 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 152ndLargest Governments: 165thMost Corrupt Governments: 198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235thMost Developed: 275thLongest Average Lifespans: 311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 318thHighest Poor Incomes: 488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 523rdHealthiest Citizens: 556thMost Advanced Public Transport: 560thMost Beautiful Environments: 653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 787thBest Weather: 788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 811thMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,031stHighest Economic Output: 1,032ndSmartest Citizens: 1,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,113thMost Efficient Economies: 1,559thMost Devout: 1,559thHighest Average Incomes: 1,742ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,024thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,561stSafest: 2,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,391stLargest Populations: 5,303rdMost Influential: 5,630thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,434thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,234thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,678thRudest Citizens: 20,546th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, President Zintai can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, much of Zintai's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the latest political memes depict President Zintai as an overly-choreographed robot.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government is avowedly secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, Zintaian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Zintai voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps.

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