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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th Lowest Crime Rates: 81st Highest Average Tax Rates: 206th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zintai

Population18.975 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.975 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 5,082 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 267,872 Zintais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Zintaian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 169,576th in the world and 3rd in GameFAQs for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 3.29 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 81stHighest Average Tax Rates: 206thLargest Governments: 235thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279thMost Corrupt Governments: 293rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 717thSafest: 911thHealthiest Citizens: 915thMost Devout: 1,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,138thBest Weather: 1,216thHighest Economic Output: 1,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,421stMost Stationary: 1,503rdMost Developed: 1,549thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,837thMost Efficient Economies: 1,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,234thHighest Average Incomes: 2,289thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,453rdSmartest Citizens: 3,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,095thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,228thMost Authoritarian: 3,894thMost Pacifist: 4,490thMost Conservative: 4,716thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,909thMost Influential: 4,981stLargest Populations: 5,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,721stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,020thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,454thMost Extreme: 8,476thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,653rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Zintaian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, costume parties are swarmed by plainclothes police officers in disguise (Zintai has found 8 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, President Zintai is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the police insist that racism does not exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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