The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.954 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,571 trillion Zintais a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,567 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, job descriptions are required to list the length of their siesta breaks, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 332,276^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Nicest Citizens, with 0.05 average smiles per day.