The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.025 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,070 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 87,870^th in the world and 2^nd in GameFAQs for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,968.81 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.