
| Population | 38.103 billion |
| Capital | Mr Happy's Funland |
| Leader | Leader |
| Faith | Unitarian Universalism |
| Currency | liberty dollar |
| Animal | himilayan cat |
The Free Socialist Republic of Zavina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, conspicuous electricity pylons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.103 billion Zavinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zavinan economy, worth a remarkable 6,336 trillion liberty dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,291 liberty dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, former bakers no longer have to get their baps out, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavina's national animal is the himilayan cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.
Zavina is ranked 10,807th in the world and 458th in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 30,944.97 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zavina, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
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Zavina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavina, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavina, former bakers no longer have to get their baps out.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavina, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls.
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Zavina, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
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Zavina, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime.
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Zavina, "The Pride of the Zavinan Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil.
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Zavina, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
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Zavina, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.



















































