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Healthiest Citizens: 352ndMost Developed: 412thLongest Average Lifespans: 441st
The Free Socialist Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberty and justice for all
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Zavina

Population38.103 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland
LeaderLeader
FaithUnitarian Universalism

Currencyliberty dollar
Animalhimilayan cat

The Free Socialist Republic of Zavina is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, conspicuous electricity pylons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful population of 38.103 billion Zavinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavinan economy, worth a remarkable 6,336 trillion liberty dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,291 liberty dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, former bakers no longer have to get their baps out, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavina's national animal is the himilayan cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Zavina is ranked 10,807th in the world and 458th in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 30,944.97 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 352ndMost Developed: 412thLongest Average Lifespans: 441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 558thNicest Citizens: 568thMost Pacifist: 629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 711thBest Weather: 776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 990thMost Accessible: 1,013thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,202ndHighest Food Quality: 1,292ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,299thMost Secular: 1,314thLowest Crime Rates: 1,317thMost Inclusive: 1,610thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,009thSafest: 2,085thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,125thLargest Populations: 2,322ndMost Cultured: 2,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,470thHighest Economic Output: 2,704thLargest Governments: 3,071stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,047thNudest: 6,054thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,807thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,573rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,447thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,770th
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Healthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Accessible: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 111th in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 114th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Governments: 125th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 217th in the regionNudest: 219th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 458th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 499th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 590th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 624th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Zavina was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, former bakers no longer have to get their baps out.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, "The Pride of the Zavinan Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavina, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs.

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