Population | 7.226 billion |
Capital | Zarnicoa |
Leader | Kendra Williams |
Faith | Abrahamic Religions |
Currency | Novian Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Abrahamic Republic of Zarnicovia nova is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kendra Williams with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.226 billion Zarnicovia novaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarnicoa. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Zarnicovia novan economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion Novian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,142 Novian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, diplomatic cables about Kendra Williams have suddenly been very flattering, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarnicovia nova's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic Religions.
Zarnicovia nova is ranked 8,602nd in the world and 16th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.68 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zarnicovia nova changed its national motto to "ex pluribus unum; unus deus, una gens, una respublica".
- : Zarnicovia nova was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Zarnicovia nova was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Zarnicovia nova, the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up.
- : Zarnicovia nova was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Kingdom of Le Dorado, infecting 18 million survivors.
- : Zarnicovia nova was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Early alert forces, infecting 4 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Zarnicovia nova was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Queendom of Seventh Federation, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : Zarnicovia nova was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Queendom of Seventh Federation, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : Zarnicovia nova was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Zarnicovia nova was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Holy Purple Malice of The Overseer, killing 149 million zombies.