The 07 democracy of Zarnicovia nova is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by zarnicov the VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 984 million Zarnicovia novaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarnicoa. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zarnicovia novan economy, worth 95.9 trillion zarnicovs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,483 zarnicovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zarnicov the VI's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zarnicovia nova's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zarnicovia nova is ranked 7,839^th in the world and 1^st in novia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,406.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.