The CP Ambassador Nation of Zarisa is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.199 billion Zarisans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zarisan economy, worth 978 trillion Zarisan Koins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,527 Zarisan Koins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Zarisa's radio stations, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zarisa's national animal is the Snipe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zarisa is ranked 4,961^st in the world and 41^st in the South Pacific for Largest Populations, with 29.2 billion capita.