The Greater Bellicose Unions of Zanazbar is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Boltiz with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.763 billion Zanazbarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dnestr. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zanazbarian economy, worth a remarkable 4,383 trillion Bars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,557 Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the fate of the world literally rests on Marshal Boltiz's fingers, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zanazbar's national animal is the The Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Shinto.

Zanazbar is ranked 106,376^th in the world and 3,951^st in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 158.05 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.