The Federal Republic of Yerachmeal is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Rocky with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.915 billion Yerachmealians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baronoscity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yerachmealian economy, worth 737 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 106,509 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 434,482 per year while the poor average 17,310, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yerachmeal's national animal is the husky.

Yerachmeal is ranked 28,147^th in the world and 1,381^st in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 20.42 average smiles per day.