The Kqpokqnqs of Wonderchicken is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by kqnecur myk gEgenqu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.027 billion woCyktum enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of has toLqx. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient woCyk economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion ejpqrs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,657 ejpqrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wonderchicken's national animal is the woCqr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wonderchicken is ranked 332,564^th in the world and 54^th in New Warsaw Pact for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -21.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.