The Kqpokqnqs of Wonderchicken is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by kqnecur myk gEgenqu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 23.939 billion woCyktum enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of has toLqx. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient woCyk economy, worth a remarkable 2,952 trillion ejpqrs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,351 ejpqrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wonderchicken's national animal is the woCqr, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wonderchicken is ranked 139,014^th in the world and 27^th in New Warsaw Pact for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,791.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.