The Republic of Witbank is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.028 billion Witbankians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The Witbankian economy, worth 294 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,500 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Witbank's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Witbank is ranked 136,621^st in the world and 6,482^nd in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 71.09 years.