The Kingdom of Wellsia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Andalvar with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 22.055 billion Wellsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oppidium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wellsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,999 trillion Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 272,002 Scales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 867,901 per year while the poor average 64,805, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Andalvar's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, enterprising game developers are a hop, skip, and a double-jump away from arrest, top government officials are seen nervously grocery shopping among the general public, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wellsia's national animal is the Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Saculeum.

Wellsia is ranked 62,100^th in the world and 75^th in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,643.31 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.