The United North American Wawa's of Wawa Cat Republic is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Rosy Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.847 billion Wawa Cats are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Walumbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The powerhouse Wawa Cat economy, worth 868 trillion Was a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,604 Was, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, refugee camp conversions to Catholic are increasingly common, large areas of Wawa Cat Republic are not accessible by the public, and land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wawa Cat Republic's national animal is the Wawa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Wawa Cat Republic is ranked 264,524^th in the world and 2^nd in Wawa Cats Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 84.67 percentage of bribes refused.